thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

(via blowjcb)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack, via summershadowtwin)

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

(Source: scatteredly, via that-rock-and-roll-eh)

mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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(via feathermints)

simplypotterheads:

ron + eating (plus bonus trelawney gif)

(Source: simplypotterheads, via whosdraco)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via tyleroakley)

bustedly:

fhlorai:

indie/boho

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bustedly:

fhlorai:

indie/boho

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(Source: szshap, via discomforted)

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via pizza)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via hi)

yourneckplusmyteeth:

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.

(Source: fallongifs, via hi)

"Today’s indecision… Tomorrow’s excuse?"

— William Chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)

truezodiacfact:

Perfect!