straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via lokigodofmischieflaufeyson)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

(via hotboyproblems)

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via vincent-and-sunflowers)

(Source: c1tylight5, via vintage-drunk)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via departured)

lifeisagifttomorrowisapromise:

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

we’re more of the do it yourself types, after all DIY is in our DNA

lifeisagifttomorrowisapromise:

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand

we’re more of the do it yourself types, after all DIY is in our DNA

(Source: mythaelogy, via dream-donuts)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via encourage)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

(Source: stannisbarathcon)

siriusuntiltheveryend:

macklesufficient:

six word story about remus lupin:

he went to the funeral alone

image

(via dream-donuts)

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

(via crystallized-teardrops)

taracynara:

rainonsand:

perfection

this is terrifying in the most awesome of ways.

(via biancasomething)

(Source: 9gag, via biancasomething)

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

(via dream-donuts)

(via pizza)