cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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And that’s why I never make the first move

Tags: me

noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

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moons-grand-bullshit-adventure:

so i had a nightmare that i got in shit for rebloging porn on this blog and losing a ton of followers 

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vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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i-c-how-it-is:

thollukthcaptor:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

dare4more:

I literally just went from aw to wtf.

NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,

there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

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ocheano:

in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not the only one 

(Source: ocheano, via longlostcompanion)

meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

(via longlostcompanion)

actualhumandisaster:

necroshelley:

I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset

it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate

isn’t it

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hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

hotrnom:

Lisa lays down the law

(via longlostcompanion)

"

The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.


He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

"

— Tiny Stories (via lobstersandlilly)

(Source: untamedunwanted, via longlostcompanion)

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

(via longlostcompanion)

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

(Source: unamusedsloth, via longlostcompanion)