Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada
it gets funnier every time.
“how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden.”
Source: 6 a.m. thoughts (via times-are-hard-to-handle)
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me